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		<title>Hyper-V Administrators Exhibit Advanced Memory Skills</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 22:06:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric Gray</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hyper-V CSV LUNs have no human-friendly labels, making it difficult for administrators to easily identify volumes.  Instead, cryptic GUIDs are shown when monitoring from System Center Operations Manager 2007.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Windows You Know™ formerly assigned letters of the alphabet to storage volumes.  With the introduction of <a href="http://www.vcritical.com/2009/09/hands-off-that-csv/">Cluster Shared Volumes</a> (CSV), drive letters are no longer used &#8212; relying instead on a 128-bit globally unique identifier (GUID).  In other words, what used to be called the &#8220;F drive&#8221; is now known as \\?\Volume{d5ad02f4-4e30-11ed-b1db-ca8c6df4064b}\.</p>
<p>While in some contexts the difference is minimal, one obviously affected area is monitoring with System Center Operations Manager 2007 (SCOM), which exposes volume GUIDs in various user interfaces:</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1793" title="System Center Operations Manager 2007 Volume State" src="http://www.vcritical.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/volume-guid-state.png" alt="System Center Operations Manager 2007 Volume State" width="503" height="181" /></p>
<p>In related news, an interesting report recently published by a top medical journal found that those in a relatively new information technology position known as &#8220;Hyper-V Administrator&#8221; exhibited strongly enhanced memory recall capabilities.  This correlation is thought to be a result of the rigorous, albeit unintentional, mental training these personnel undergo in the course of their daily responsibilities.</p>
<p>&#8220;It appears to be a classic case of the Von Restorff effect,&#8221; said Dr. Sedgwick McCaskey, primary contributor to the research and author of the best-seller <em>Don’t Forget IT</em>.<span id="more-1789"></span></p>
<p>The report also went on to explain that some &#8220;Hyper-V Administrators&#8221; have found mnemonic devices to be a great help in their jobs.  &#8220;Instead of trying to remember all of those random letters and numbers, I sometimes make up songs or rhymes,&#8221; said one anonymous participant in the study.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s great to see nimble professionals that are able to quickly adapt in the face of change.  Especially considering the fact that every new Windows Server 2008 R2 system has a hidden 100 MB partition created automatically during installation by default.  And since that volume has no drive letter, it shows up in SCOM with – you guessed it – the volume GUID:</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1794" title="100MB volume GUID detail view" src="http://www.vcritical.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/volume-guid-detail-view.png" alt="100MB volume GUID detail view" width="481" height="294" /></p>
<p><strong>Ouch.  Pass the Ginkgo.</strong></p>
<p><em>Just to be clear: three paragraphs of this article are satire; the rest is factual.  If you can&#8217;t figure out which is which, feel free to ask.</em></p>


<p>Related posts:<ol><li><a href='http://www.vcritical.com/2009/09/hands-off-that-csv/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Hands off that CSV!'>Hands off that CSV!</a></li>
<li><a href='http://www.vcritical.com/2009/11/scvmmpro-complexity-high/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: SCVMM/PRO Complexity: High'>SCVMM/PRO Complexity: High</a></li>
<li><a href='http://www.vcritical.com/2009/10/live-migration-significantly-more-complicated/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Live Migration &#8220;significantly more complicated&#8221;'>Live Migration &#8220;significantly more complicated&#8221;</a></li>
<li><a href='http://www.vcritical.com/2010/02/hello-dynamic-memory/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Hello Dynamic Memory?'>Hello Dynamic Memory?</a></li>
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